==Diet Phrack== Volume Three, Issue Thirty-Six, File 8 of 11 :-=>|%% Phreaks in Verse II %%|<=-: by Homey the Hacker \=================/ Get in The Ring /=================\ [Sung to the tune of Get in The Ring by G-n-f-R] Why do you look at me when you hate me? Why should I look at you when you make me hate you too? I sense a smell of retribution in the air I don't even understand why the fuck you even care And I don't need you jealousy Why drag me down in your misery And when you stare you don't think I feel it But I'm gonna deal it back to you in spades When I'm havin phun ya know I can't conceal it 'Cause you know you'd never cut it in my game, oh yea And when you're talkin about our sociology I'll be writin' down your obituary...History You got your agents with The Bellcore cash injections Trumped up charges and implications Beatin' off with your "spy" operations Who are you to criticize our publication Got your subtle manipulative devices Just like you, I got my vices I've got a thought that would be nice I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...PAIN!! And that goes for all you punks in the press That want to start shit by spreadin' lies Instead of the things we said That means you Ed Schwarz at WGN Radio Richard Sanzda Gary Collins at Hour Magazine Geraldo River at CBS ** [CBS being partially owned AT&T] What you pissed off 'cause Opra Winfrey gets more ratings that you do? Fuck You Suck my fuckin' dick You be liein' to the fuckin' public Tellin' them your doin' a such favor for society [while crack dealers like Mayor Barry who should be tried for treason get off with slap on the wrist. FUCK YOU!] While they be payin thier hard earned tax dollars Printin' lies, Startin' controversy You want to antagonize me? Antagonize me motherfucker Get in the ring motherfucker And I'll kick your bitchy little ass, punk I don't like you, I just hate you I'm gonna kick your ass, oh yea! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!!!! You may not like our integrity We built a world out of anarchy And in this corner weighing in at 450 lbs, Phrack Incorporated!!!! Get in the ring! Yea, this song is dedicated to all the Phrack fuckin' Incorporated Fans that stuck with us through all the fucking shit And to all those opposed...Hmm...Well - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \=============/ Knight Lite* /=============\ *1/3 the calories of regular computer hackers. [Sung the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies] Come and and listen to my story 'bout boy named Craig. Called "Mad-hacker", but is just pullin' your leg. Then one day he was writin' up a Phrack. Down came the door with a great big crack. Foley that is, Secret Service!, FBI! Well, now old Craig's a million in debt. Lost his cds and his brand new 'vette. Mitch Kapor said, "There's someplace you need to be." So he packed up his apple and moved to DC. Washington that is!, Lawyers!, Cash flow! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \=============/ Erik Bloodaxe /=============\ [Sung to the tune of the Daniel Boone theme] Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham. He was born with an ego that was big as mountain was he. Erik B was ham...yes a big ham. And he told all the ladies he was hung like a mighty oak tree. >From the dark sun glasses he never takes off to the heal of his K-Mart shoes. The bitchenest, horniest, drunkenest man that a hacker ever knew. Erik B was a ham...yes a big ham. With a mouth like a sewer and so full of manure was he. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \================/ Vanilla Holliday /================\ [Sung to the tune of ICE ICE] Doc, Doc, baby! Doc, Doc, baby! Lookout! The Doc is back. King of the Phreaks, and Queen of the Hacks. "I'll get ya laid yet!" I say with a grin. Meanwhile my hand goes for a spin. I'm a master cracker, a k-rad hacker, a good 'ole plain down and dirty wacker. I'll trash your credit if you diss me. You know why? 'Cause I'm the LOD! Hit it Booyyyeeeeezzzz!! Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! Ya, ya, go get it! Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! Straight to your mother's cousin's uncle's stepsister! Get back! It's a hack attack! I'm the best, and that's a fact I've been in Time, Newsweek--they all want me. What's next? M-TV! I'm gone today, wasn't here tomorrow, maybe I'll get a date with Charo Ice, yah that was me. But now I've got movie rights with LOD! Kick it! Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! Go Doc Go Doc go! Doc Doc baby! Doc Doc Baby! Yahhhhhhhhhh, straight to Comsec! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \===========/ Predit0r ][ /===========\ [The predator rap] His name is Predat0r. He's the editor of TAP. He looks like Bart Simson and he's so full of crap. Got a board call the Blitzkreig BBS. He wishes he was nazi serving under Herman Hess. (oh well that's all I can think of) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \=======================/ Been Caught Phreaking c0deZ's Addiction /=======================\ [been caught Stealing by Jane's Addiction] Been caught phreaking, once, when I was five! I just tried phreaking, just as simple as that Well it's just a simple fact When I want a call and I don't want to pay for it I dial up a code and I dial up a code Hey all right! I get by! It's mine! Mine all mine! hey! Yea, my girl she's one too. She gonna get on telenet, just type in microwire Get a NUA for me She'll call right through the outdial Call right throught the outdial Hey all right! I get by! It's mine! Mine all mine! Get c0dez! Sat around the terminal. Sat and laughed. Sat around the terminal and laughed And we did it just like that, did it just like that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \======/ Hack /======\ [Sung to the tune of Stand by REM] Hack in the place where you live Now dial out Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now Hack in the place where you work Now dial up Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it If you are real board hack with SUN Carry a lap-top to help along A PAD is there to move you around If You're not careful your hands will be bound Hack in the place where you live Now dial out Think about telnet, wonder why you have it now Hack in the place where you work Now dial up Think about tymnet, wonder why you have it A PAD is there to move you around If you're not careful your hands will be bound If accounts were trees Trees would be falling Listen to reason Foley is calling _ _ (reapeat an (_X_) amount of times) Now Hack! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \==========================/ I'M THE MAN WITH THE BOX /==========================\ [Sung to the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains] I'm the man with the box Burried in my (ESS7) switch!!! Won't you come and save me, save me? Feed me lies, where are all your trunks? (Bellcore) deny your maker He who tries will be wasted Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! I'm the dog who phreaks Can't shove my tones in a switch Won't you come and save me? Feed me lies, where are all your trunks? Bellcore, deny your maker He who tries will be wasted Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! Feed my lies, where are all your trunks? Bellcore, deny your maker He who tries will be wasted Feed me lies, now you've shut your trunks! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \==================================/ Keep on Hackin in the Free World /==================================\ [Sung to the tune of Keep on Rockin in the Free World by Neil Young] There's CERT on the sceen Trying to get a clue Hackers typin on thier screen Phreaks with boxes that are blue There's a warning sign in CUD ahead There's a lot of people sayin We'd be better of dead Don't feel like Satan But we are to them So I try to forget it anyway I can Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) I see a phreak in night With some trash in his hand There's an old CO With a garbage can Now he takes the trash away And he's gonna learn a lot Goes home to hack some more And he's not gonna a stop Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) Got a thousand points of light On our modems, man Got a brand new Lexicon in my hand He found department stores with carbon paper Got Crimson Death & Dispater They say Phrack is back Gonna keep hope alive Got codes to crack Got dumpsters to dive Keep on hackin in the free world (4x) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \============/ FADE TO HACK /============\ by Erik Bloodaxe [Sung to the tune of "Fade to Black" by Metallica] Accounts just seem to fade away Losing access every day Getting lost within some shell I have lost the will to hack No more passwords left to crack There are no more nets for me I need virtual reality Nets arent what they used to be Someone's always logging me Access Barred, this cant be real No more packets left to steal Now they've installed public key And they're using Secure ID Security awareness taking dawn I was root, but now root's gone Rerouted my call to save myself, but it's too late Now I can't think, think why I should even try Yesterday seems as though it never existed The SS greet me warm, now I will just say goodbye _______________________________________________________________________________