==Phrack Inc.== Volume 0x0e, Issue 0x43, Phile #0x02 of 0x10 |=----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=------------------------=[ PHRACK PROPHILE ON ]=----------------------=| |=----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=------------------------=[ punk@phrack.org ]=-----------------------=| |=----------------------------------------------------------------------=| |=---=[ Specifications Handle: punk AKA: ihaq Handle origin: Feelin' lucky, punk? Produced in: Probably the missionary position. Urlz: HTTP://WWW.EROWID.ORG Computers: Intel p75, Intel P4, iMac 20", MacBook Pro 15.4" Creator of: Amnesia - The nightmare you forget exists Member of: The SYNDICATE, 2l8, Project CASSOULET, formerly Ac1dB1tch3z Admin of: *.com, The LAB Projects: Amnesia - portable FreeBSD rootkit Projekt Mayhem - like everyone else with a cool hat Project CASSOULET!@# Codez: Amnesia - The most portable kernel module backdoor ever? Opium - Attempt at a functional & portable solaris kit. xlib.c - Xlib ENV overflow exploit from back in the day with grsux bypass. vtesto - Full in-memory backdooring & intrusion. omelette.c - Old eggdrop asynchronous DNS overflow. Active since: 1997 Inactive since: Whenever the drugs kill me. |=---=[ Favorites Actors: John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Johnny Depp, Riley Evans, Lexi Belle, Sash Grey, Eva Angelina. Films: Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Authors: Albert Hofmann Articles: p49-14, p53-5, p55-8, p55-12, p56-5, p60-7, p60-10, p66-8 p56-14, p57-8, p57-9, p58-4, p58-7, p58-8, p59-7, p61-6 Meetings: I don't go to AA nor NA Sex: Wild and dirty Books: LSD: My problem Child, PIHKAL, TIHKAL Novel: Your browser cache Meeting: Rita Marley Music: Jesselyn, Marcel Woods, Mark Knopfler, Pink Floyd, Bush, Motorpsycho, Mudvayne, Tiesto, Johan Gielen, Jefferson Airplane, Leftfield, The Prodigy, Infected Mushroom. Alcohol: Anything > 21 years and beer. Also, red wine as it turns innocent girls into sluts Cars: Bugatti veyron Girls: Should look and act like pornstars Foods: As long as it doesn't bleed I like: Hacking, drugs, sex and lulz I dislike: Whitehat faggots |=---=[ Your current life in a paragraph Crazy. Always hacking, always traveling. Living like a vampire on meth. The amount of drugs in my bloodstream is the envy of every pharmacy on earth. Still trying new things, hungry for knowledge. Living on the edge is the only way to live. |=---=[ First contact with computers A mysterious black box appared in my parents house as a kid, shiny Intel p75, with a whopping 16MB of ram + A monster 850MB disk. Much to my dismay, it and the dialup connection it had were both password protected. Now look what happened... |=---=[ Passions : What makes you tick The puzzle of how to ruin your life with computers. The race against the admins. The art of exploitation, the thrill of the hunt. That said, nothing beats ruining someones life with their own computers. |=---=[ Entrance in the underground As so many hackers before me, it was in the dark ages of EFnet, before chanfux and while some opers actually weren't flaming homosexuals. I stepped out of the shadows with 2l8.txt after many years of largely ignoring the scene. route still "had time to manage that place". I joined Ac1dB1tch3z and never looked back. |=---=[ Unix or Windows? UNIX. I would rather have my balls dragged out thru my ass and stuffed in my fucking mouth rather than being stuck with something that is designed to break, not to mention spy on you. I am probably always will be a FreeBSD guy. There simply is no matching the power and agility of FreeBSD. As far as laptop/desktop OS is concerned I like OSX with it's FreeBSD core. It's not perfect, but it works, and looks pretty too. |=---=[ Which research have you done or which one gave you the most fun? Learning to know the FreeBSD kernel like it was my girlfriend's pussy. For most of you this would be your mom's vagina or your dad's meat pole. |=---=[ Personal general opinion about the underground The truly dark underground is awesome. The whitehat crowd who think they are underground make me sad. Do us all a favour and commit hara-kiri, whitehat maggots. I am truly impressed with the level of skill within the blackhat underground. The leaders of the world would crumble in fear if they had any idea whatsoever about the extent of this. It's only too bad that all the whitehat posers, who's only "skill" is publishing other peoples work and posting XSS to Full-Disclosure. Why the fuck would anyone post anything to FD except for lulz & phear. This is beyond me. |=---=[ Memorable Experiences/Hack Putting gay porn on EFnet.org, only to realize everyone thought it was the pix from the oper convention... watching these morons scramble in fail, lol @ dns cache poison theory. P.S.: EFnet NS still vuln to file editing attack. Joining Ac1dB1tch3z, the most awesome phorce in nature. Owning my own ISP at age 14. Taking out an entire block of businesses using land.c, only later to realize they all went bankrupt. Figuring out nonexec stack and heap bypass techniques. Rm'ing idiot #phrack ops from existance. Pissing off the vice president of South Africa. Pissing on the squad car first time I was arrested. Getting my ass handed to me by susieq after not having hacked for like a year. Linking in hacked up EFnet servers for teh lulz. Being too high on mushrooms to get my ass to HAR opening day. |=---=[ Memorable people you have met You can meet people now? I thought that was what faceblog was for. Al Gore - The biggest hypocrit alive...wish I had an axe.. Krzee - Crazy nigger flew all the way to NL just to party with me. Chris - Made Miami tolerable. Grimey & Lance - Viva Montreal!@# nomed - mah nl bro. |=---=| Memorable places you have been svn.freebsd.org - best source kood cookie.efnet.nl aka irc.efnet.nl - best online chats irc.narc.net - the name says it all ircd-hybrid.org - hello world Chelsea C.'s inbox - omg. you dirty thing |=---=[ Disappointing people you have met I don't socialize with failurez, but maybe I can interest you in sum CASSOULET? [=---=[ Can you be a hacker/blackhat without hacking anything Can you be a crack addict without smokin' da rawkz? No. That said, I believe alot of people have the hacking spirit and just dont know it. The hacker mindset is prevailant in many people, too bad some people use it for the wrong purpose or ignore it completely. If you see the light at the end of the tunnel, you are looking the wrong way. |=---=[ Ac1dB1tch3z experience It was a damp day, EFnet had just been raped and violated like a hooker in the midst of an etherbinge mixed in with ghb and rohypnol, yes, a dream for most of you, I know. A friend of mine approached me about joining some gathering of hackers to take of the world. This was my entrance into Ac1dB1tch3z. It took only a few minutes to realize the magnitude of what I had become part of. Even hardened hackers I had known for ages would come, see the constant scroll of mad hax og run away with the tails between their legs. They say ignorance is bliss, but ignoring that people that have been doing reliable remote ring 0 exploits since 2001 is just retarded. I grew alot during my time in AB, being around people who actually have a clue and are trustworthy was really useful to me. Suddenly I had access to pick the brains of the best hackers on the planet. Developing weaponized exploits was part of daily routine. Creating and proving new backdooring concepts was considered a passtime. Owning was considered a way of life, and that usually meant owning whitehat niggerz. The daily brainstorming about 0day ideas is probably what I miss the most. |=---=[ Wikileaks? Julian Assange? Adrian Lamo? I think wikileaks is doing important work, by that i mean pissing on the hypocracy that is the U.S. Army. Assange is a weirdo. Who knows if he raped and or molested those women. I would have. Now Adrian, he's a real class act. Eternal attention seeker, liar and bullshitter. He would do humanity a favour by jumping in a pool of liquid lava. |=---=[ Memorable places you have been Amsterdam. Montreal. Cities of Sin. These are the kind of places you will find whitehats dressed as female prostitutes to serve your perverted desires, or the place to smoke a good joint and eat some mushrooms with nekkid sluts running around. |=---=[ Things you are proud of Ruining whitehat and blackhat posers lives. Being the darkest blackhat alive. Skydiving. Licking an entire sheet of LSD. Crashing 2 cars before i was 7. Holding the world record for most consumed drugs. Not yet murdering abh. Being the bigger man and not blowing up FD archives. Pissing off the vice prez of South Africa. Having had my own private beach. Not watching TV. Cutting someones finger off in 3rd grade. Growing A+ weed. Restraining from physically beating whitehats into a pulp. Still being sane after 35grams of mushrooms. |=---=[ Things you are not proud of Realizing that people like kingcope exist and are allowed to walk around without having their fingers cut off and columbian necktie hanging out their throats. Knowing Osmosis had nude pix of Estella, after I found out she used to be a dude. Not knowing that Joanna used to be a dude, until recently. Not printing 1k t-shirts with dan kam's unpublished gmail pass on it for HAR.. |=---=[ Opinion about dark underground. Still exist? Where? It very much does. Whitehats would have you believe otherwise, probably because their world would crumble if they had any clue about the magnitude of it. I could tell you where, but I would have to kill you. |=---=[ Most impressive hackers sd, sauron, anakata, xtix, twiz, sgrakkyu, susieq, scut, halfdead, the_uT, blkho, halvar, duke (even tho iDefense sux). |=---=[ Opinion about security conferences You might as well go turn yourself in. Fed-cons. Only reason to go to any of them is to hand Dan Kaminsky his inbox. P.S.: Dan, your girlfriend is fucking psycho man, I heard she tried to violate loophole... Don't fight your own battles? However, if i had to choose one, it would be Blackhat/defcon: Nowhere else on earth can you piss on that many whitehats in one go, not to mention epic shit like getting lh to hand Dan Kam is own funeral. |=---=[ Opinion on Phrack Magazine 1985' ? 1995' ? 2005' ? '2009 ? Cool. Good. wtf?!. Getting there. |=---=[ What you would like to see published in Phrack ? More articles about breaking the rules of the matrix. More innovative advanced exploitation techniques. More hax news, more ridicule, route got that part right. More whitehat rape. |=---=[ Shoutouts to specific (group of) peoples Ac1dB1tch3z, zf0, h0no, UIA, #phrack ops, everyone@laggy, alloy, LaMaLo, the rest of 2l8, mad props to the ILF. |=---=[ Flames to specific (group of) peoples Whitehats can lick my nutz, spender smokes crack. I hope Dan Kaminsky dies from autoerotic asphyxiation. I know Ben Hawkes will get gangraped soon. Well deserved, too. Fucking bug killer. Also: ret_ join your dead family. Alan..I hope the irish find you. |=---=[ Quotes I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. |=---=[ Anything more you want to say Hackers always w1n. And by hackers, I mean blackhats. This fuckton of scada 0days isn't going anywhere anytime soon, but you can be sure we will put them to good use. I would also like to thank the Phrack staff for this honor. --------[ EOF